Just before we get started, there is a parental advisory lyrics thing on this one. But Paolo Nutini is Scottish, so you might not necessarily pick it up. I'm Scottish and I don't know where they are either.....
So here we have National Treasure Joanna Lumley playing a fading star, who has needs that only her side-kick can fill. The whole thing is vaguely Let The Right One In.
Which Court Card could represent the Cabaret Singer and which Court card does her bidding?
There's no right answer, so don't be afraid to chip in!
AND BY THE WAY....
... did I tell you that I MET the divine Paulo Nutini? One of the UK's most eligible bachelors apparently!
Yeah, that's NEVER going to get old for me, NEVER :-D